My girlfriend and I have the best conversations.

<Jon> Today I recompiled my kernel
<Kate> You are so cool
<Jon> I'm using the nvidia video driver and GL modules
<Kate> You're the greatest! Want to know what I did today?
<Jon> What?
<Kate> Today I was hacking BSD kernel with emacs in console mode
<Jon> really
<Kate> Then I shaved my beard and went to games workshop